Doung, Seriously, where can I get a layman's explanation of this?

"You will need to create a separate Catalogue (or in Word 2002 and later,
Directory) type mail merge main document which creates a word document
containing a table in each row of which would be data from the data source
that contains the email address in the first column and the
Drive:\Path\Filename of each attachment in the second and any subsequent
columns, one attachment per cell."