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Terry Farrell Terry Farrell is offline
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Default how do i make my computer faster?

Maybe it is clogged up. Lower it gently into a tub of water with two ladles
of vinegar and one ladle of ammonia.

WARNING: IT MUST BE DISCONNECTED FROM THE POWER SUPPLY.

When all the air bubbles have dispelled, raise it again slowly, dry it off
the excess water with one of your mum's clean white bath towel. Place it in
the oven and dry it out at a temperature not exceeding 250 degrees C
overnight.

Next morning, polish it until it gleams and put it out for the refuse
collection.

Terry

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