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Default lost document due to electric fluctuation

Well Yes!

The nicotine patch has nicot-ions that search for nicot-anions and
neutralise them.

Ionised patches reflect the electric flux in the fluxtuation - beg pardon
the fluctuation - and store its imprint.

These must be carefully separated from the magnetic fluxtuations that
are in fact the saved files.

Electric fluxtuations can be converted to magnetic fluxtuations in a number
of ways:
application of Avogadro's hypothesis
application of Galilean relativity
application of Daltons law of partial pressures OR
application of the floating admittance matrix!!

Application of several fifth's of Scotch is always recommended - they
NEVER solve the issue, but do make you wonder why you ever cared.
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Pat Garard
Melbourne, Australia
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"JoAnn Paules" wrote in message
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Is that anything like a nicotine patch?

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JoAnn Paules
Microsoft MVP - Publisher



"Pat Garard" apgarard-bigpond:net:au wrote in message
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No, no, no - scan the hard drive for ionised patches.
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Regards,
Pat Garard
Melbourne, Australia
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"Jezebel" wrote in message
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Sure ... climb the pole outside your house with a multimeter ...



"ryan" wrote in message
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it would be great if any one can get the document