I especially liked this one:
Why do violists stand for long periods outside people's houses?
They can't find the key and they don't know when to come in.
But the "Entry Exam For The BBC Symphony Orchestra--Viola Players" is
priceless!
--
Suzanne S. Barnhill
Microsoft MVP (Word)
Words into Type
Fairhope, Alabama USA
"Terry Farrell" wrote in message
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Brian
Thanks. I have been in stitches laughing at those!
Terry
"Brian Mailman" wrote in message
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However, violists aren't the most respected members of a symphony:
http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/jokes/viola.html
B/
Terry Farrell wrote:
.... and it is a musical instrument too, of course!
Terry
"Terry Farrell" wrote in message
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In Greg's defense, viola is a real word (it is a flower), so the spell
checker would not pick up the mistake. Knowing Greg, I expect he wrote
that at some uncivilised hour of the morning (or night).
Terry Farrell
"P D Sterling" wrote in message
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that is so cool, and I thank you. I suppose it would be graceless to
point out that you need to check spelling on that page - unless you
yell Viola! when you find your viola, instead of Voilą!
Regards,
P D Sterling
New York, Texas & Texas, New York
Greg Maxey wrote:
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