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need a letter that would sell costume jewelry thanks
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need a letter that would sell costume jewelry thanks
Dear customer,
Buy this costume jewelry or I'll come around to your place and rip your bloody arms off. Love jg |
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need a letter that would sell costume jewelry thanks
Ha ha!! Hey Jez - I'm a beader. May I use your letter so that I can sell my
jewelry to the cheap people in my area who only want to pay $5 for something that cost me $20 and 2 hours to make? :-) I'll have to change arms to legs tho. I make bracelets and I'd prefer they have an arm for the bracelets. -- JoAnn Paules MVP Microsoft [Publisher] "Jezebel" wrote in message ... Dear customer, Buy this costume jewelry or I'll come around to your place and rip your bloody arms off. Love jg |
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need a letter that would sell costume jewelry thanks
Of course! I'll even throw in a hemorrhoid joke if you're really keen ...
"JoAnn Paules [MVP]" wrote in message ... Ha ha!! Hey Jez - I'm a beader. May I use your letter so that I can sell my jewelry to the cheap people in my area who only want to pay $5 for something that cost me $20 and 2 hours to make? :-) I'll have to change arms to legs tho. I make bracelets and I'd prefer they have an arm for the bracelets. -- JoAnn Paules MVP Microsoft [Publisher] "Jezebel" wrote in message ... Dear customer, Buy this costume jewelry or I'll come around to your place and rip your bloody arms off. Love jg |
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need a letter that would sell costume jewelry thanks
Since I tend to use Swarovski crystals and they have very sharp edges, I
think I can come up with a few well-turned phrases. But thanks anyway! ;-) -- JoAnn Paules MVP Microsoft [Publisher] "Jezebel" wrote in message ... Of course! I'll even throw in a hemorrhoid joke if you're really keen ... "JoAnn Paules [MVP]" wrote in message ... Ha ha!! Hey Jez - I'm a beader. May I use your letter so that I can sell my jewelry to the cheap people in my area who only want to pay $5 for something that cost me $20 and 2 hours to make? :-) I'll have to change arms to legs tho. I make bracelets and I'd prefer they have an arm for the bracelets. -- JoAnn Paules MVP Microsoft [Publisher] "Jezebel" wrote in message ... Dear customer, Buy this costume jewelry or I'll come around to your place and rip your bloody arms off. Love jg |
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need a letter that would sell costume jewelry thanks
The ancient greeks had a curse: 'May your hemorrhoids hang like grapes!'
"JoAnn Paules [MVP]" wrote in message ... Since I tend to use Swarovski crystals and they have very sharp edges, I think I can come up with a few well-turned phrases. But thanks anyway! ;-) -- JoAnn Paules MVP Microsoft [Publisher] "Jezebel" wrote in message ... Of course! I'll even throw in a hemorrhoid joke if you're really keen ... "JoAnn Paules [MVP]" wrote in message ... Ha ha!! Hey Jez - I'm a beader. May I use your letter so that I can sell my jewelry to the cheap people in my area who only want to pay $5 for something that cost me $20 and 2 hours to make? :-) I'll have to change arms to legs tho. I make bracelets and I'd prefer they have an arm for the bracelets. -- JoAnn Paules MVP Microsoft [Publisher] "Jezebel" wrote in message ... Dear customer, Buy this costume jewelry or I'll come around to your place and rip your bloody arms off. Love jg |
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need a letter that would sell costume jewelry thanks
Thanks for that - I was just about to have breakfast
-- Graham Mayor - Word MVP My web site www.gmayor.com Word MVP web site http://word.mvps.org Jezebel wrote: The ancient greeks had a curse: 'May your hemorrhoids hang like grapes!' "JoAnn Paules [MVP]" wrote in message ... Since I tend to use Swarovski crystals and they have very sharp edges, I think I can come up with a few well-turned phrases. But thanks anyway! ;-) -- JoAnn Paules MVP Microsoft [Publisher] "Jezebel" wrote in message ... Of course! I'll even throw in a hemorrhoid joke if you're really keen ... "JoAnn Paules [MVP]" wrote in message ... Ha ha!! Hey Jez - I'm a beader. May I use your letter so that I can sell my jewelry to the cheap people in my area who only want to pay $5 for something that cost me $20 and 2 hours to make? :-) I'll have to change arms to legs tho. I make bracelets and I'd prefer they have an arm for the bracelets. -- JoAnn Paules MVP Microsoft [Publisher] "Jezebel" wrote in message ... Dear customer, Buy this costume jewelry or I'll come around to your place and rip your bloody arms off. Love jg |
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