Document Translation

Write your letter..

Online translators can be found online by typing "online translators"
surprisingly enough, but they are wildly inaccurate at times.. your boss
should have more about him than to leave an office junior with a job that
the junior can't handle..

There are times when the positive action is to say "NO"..

--
Mike Hall
MVP - Windows Shell/User


"avinoam.aharoni" wrote in message
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Hi,

I have a document in french, I wish to translate it to English - it
doesn't have to be a profesional translation, but its a 200 page document,
and it is due on my bosses table by Thursday...

anything Word can do for me (other than to help me write my
resignation/suicide letter)?

Thanks,

Avi.

Hi,

I have a document in french, I wish to translate it to English - it doesn't have to be a profesional translation, but its a 200 page document, and it is due on my bosses table by Thursday...

anything Word can do for me (other than to help me write my resignation/suicide letter)?

Thanks,

Avi.

Subject: Document Translation

Write your letter..

Ok, now I just have to decide if its the resignation or the suicidal :-0

Online translators can be found online by typing "online translators"
surprisingly enough, but they are wildly inaccurate at times..

I know, already tried that. I had hoped Microsoft would come to the rescue, but I guess not..

your boss should have more about him than to leave an office junior with a job that the junior can't handle..

I wish I could tell him that and still keep my job.

There are times when the positive action is to say "NO"..

Right, here goes: OH NOOOOOOO!!!!

Thanks just the same, it was a pleasure being on the same planet..

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"avinoam.aharoni" wrote in message
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Hi,

I have a document in french, I wish to translate it to English - it
doesn't have to be a profesional translation, but its a 200 page document,
and it is due on my bosses table by Thursday...

anything Word can do for me (other than to help me write my
resignation/suicide letter)?

Thanks,

Avi.

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"avinoam.aharoni" wrote in message
...
Hi,

I have a document in french, I wish to translate it to English - it
doesn't have to be a profesional translation, but its a 200 page document,
and it is due on my bosses table by Thursday...

anything Word can do for me (other than to help me write my
resignation/suicide letter)?

Thanks,

Avi.

The American term for your situation is that you are up a creek without a
paddle unless you are willing to pay big bucks for a translator.

And I've seen resignation letter templates but I can't say that I've ever
seen a suicide letter template on Microsoft's site. Sorry.

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



"avinoam.aharoni" wrote in message
...
Hi,

I have a document in french, I wish to translate it to English - it
doesn't have to be a profesional translation, but its a 200 page document,
and it is due on my bosses table by Thursday...

anything Word can do for me (other than to help me write my
resignation/suicide letter)?

Thanks,

Avi.

Actually, see http://word.mvps.org/Images/Humour/A...riesToHelp.gif

--
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Microsoft MVP (Word)
Words into Type
Fairhope, Alabama USA
Word MVP FAQ site: http://word.mvps.org
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"JoAnn Paules [MSFT MVP]" wrote in message
...
The American term for your situation is that you are up a creek without a
paddle unless you are willing to pay big bucks for a translator.

And I've seen resignation letter templates but I can't say that I've ever
seen a suicide letter template on Microsoft's site. Sorry.

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



"avinoam.aharoni" wrote in message
...
Hi,

I have a document in french, I wish to translate it to English - it
doesn't have to be a profesional translation, but its a 200 page
document,
and it is due on my bosses table by Thursday...

anything Word can do for me (other than to help me write my
resignation/suicide letter)?

Thanks,

Avi.

In , avinoam.aharoni told us an
interesting story. My reply to this story is at the bottom of this
message.

Hi,

I have a document in french, I wish to translate it to English - it
doesn't have to be a profesional translation, but its a 200 page
document, and it is due on my bosses table by Thursday...

anything Word can do for me (other than to help me write my
resignation/suicide letter)?

Thanks,

Avi.

It doesn't have to be professional? You want to have a good laugh? Try
mangling it through Babelfish.

For example, your message:
English - French - English - French - English - French - English

Hello, I do I have a French document, I would have wish to translate it
with English - not this to be a translation of profesional, but a his
document of page 200, and is it due on my table of the owners per
Thursday... something of the can who move towards me (other which to
help itself to write my letter of resignation/suicide)? Thank you, Avi.

For more fun:

English - Chinese - English - Chinese - English - Chinese -
English - Portugese - French - English

Do the food, I have the French of the use of the original, I waited
until the translation it with the English - this does not have that to
be a specialized translation it is, but is their 200 originals of page,
and is suitable... some expression possibly made in the table of the
projection of the ore in the front of Thursday for me (of the
assistances I outrage to write my letter of resignation/commit suicide
except)? Thanks, Avi.

--
Amedee Van Gasse

I stand corrected.

(Thanks Suzanne, I needed the early morning chuckle.)

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



"Suzanne S. Barnhill" wrote in message
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Actually, see http://word.mvps.org/Images/Humour/A...riesToHelp.gif

--
Suzanne S. Barnhill
Microsoft MVP (Word)
Words into Type
Fairhope, Alabama USA
Word MVP FAQ site: http://word.mvps.org
Email cannot be acknowledged; please post all follow-ups to the newsgroup
so
all may benefit.

"JoAnn Paules [MSFT MVP]" wrote in message
...
The American term for your situation is that you are up a creek without a
paddle unless you are willing to pay big bucks for a translator.

And I've seen resignation letter templates but I can't say that I've ever
seen a suicide letter template on Microsoft's site. Sorry.

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



"avinoam.aharoni" wrote in message
...
Hi,

I have a document in french, I wish to translate it to English - it
doesn't have to be a profesional translation, but its a 200 page
document,
and it is due on my bosses table by Thursday...

anything Word can do for me (other than to help me write my
resignation/suicide letter)?

Thanks,

Avi.

You may not feel like laughing right about now, but the unfortunate truth
about online translators is that they are wholly unreliable and could be
responsible for international 'incidents' if gotten into the wrong hands..


--
Mike Hall
MVP - Windows Shell/User


"avinoam.aharoni" wrote in message
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Subject: Document Translation

Thanks for the laughs..I can use every bit of it :-(