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What are laws and there punishments?
Does anyone know 10 or any laws and there punishments?
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What are laws and there punishments?
Law 1: Microsoft public newsgroups are for discussion about how to use
Microsoft's products. Law 2: Names of newsgroups give big hints about the subjects under discussion. Law 3: This newsgroup is called microsoft.public.word.docmanagement. Law 4: A newsgroup named microsoft.public.word.docmanagement is almost certainly a public discussion about managing documents in Microsoft Word. Law 5: The punishment for violating any of Laws 1 to 4 is to recite 50 times "Where are the Word users? They're over there managing their documents." Laws 6-10 are automatically-created backups of Laws 1 to 5. Hope this helps. Shauna Kelly. Microsoft MVP. http://www.shaunakelly.com/word "Kirra_jaye" wrote in message ... Does anyone know 10 or any laws and there punishments? |
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What are laws and there punishments?
Using incorrect grammar in a newsgroup posting - up to £500 fine and/or 1
month's imprisonment Making off-topic posts in newsgroups - up to £1000 fine and/or 3 months' imprisonment Crass stupidity is its own punishment. -- Enjoy, Tony "Kirra_jaye" wrote in message ... Does anyone know 10 or any laws and there punishments? |
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What are laws and there punishments?
Well said Tony!
-- Carol A. Bratt, MCP "Tony Jollans" wrote: Using incorrect grammar in a newsgroup posting - up to £500 fine and/or 1 month's imprisonment Making off-topic posts in newsgroups - up to £1000 fine and/or 3 months' imprisonment Crass stupidity is its own punishment. -- Enjoy, Tony "Kirra_jaye" wrote in message ... Does anyone know 10 or any laws and there punishments? |