Does anyone know 10 or any laws and there punishments?

Law 1: Microsoft public newsgroups are for discussion about how to use
Microsoft's products.

Law 2: Names of newsgroups give big hints about the subjects under
discussion.

Law 3: This newsgroup is called microsoft.public.word.docmanagement.

Law 4: A newsgroup named microsoft.public.word.docmanagement is almost
certainly a public discussion about managing documents in Microsoft Word.

Law 5: The punishment for violating any of Laws 1 to 4 is to recite 50 times
"Where are the Word users? They're over there managing their documents."

Laws 6-10 are automatically-created backups of Laws 1 to 5.

Hope this helps.

Shauna Kelly. Microsoft MVP.
http://www.shaunakelly.com/word


"Kirra_jaye" wrote in message
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Does anyone know 10 or any laws and there punishments?

Using incorrect grammar in a newsgroup posting - up to £500 fine and/or 1
month's imprisonment

Making off-topic posts in newsgroups - up to £1000 fine and/or 3 months'
imprisonment

Crass stupidity is its own punishment.

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Enjoy,
Tony

"Kirra_jaye" wrote in message
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Does anyone know 10 or any laws and there punishments?

Well said Tony!
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Carol A. Bratt, MCP



"Tony Jollans" wrote:

Using incorrect grammar in a newsgroup posting - up to £500 fine and/or 1
month's imprisonment

Making off-topic posts in newsgroups - up to £1000 fine and/or 3 months'
imprisonment

Crass stupidity is its own punishment.

--
Enjoy,
Tony

"Kirra_jaye" wrote in message
...
Does anyone know 10 or any laws and there punishments?