I have an issue where I've got a two column table (single row), text
wrapping, set at a particular size, set to not "grow" the table when text
reaches the end of a given row. What I want is for the text to continue at
the top of the 2nd column as in a newspaper, instead of rolling down to start
another table on a new page. I want the text to start another table on the
next page, in the 1st column, ONLY when both columns of the previous page are
full. Is it just me, or shouldn't this be one intuitive use for a table?