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Marsh Marsh is offline
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Default how do i make my computer faster?

A serious question deserves a serious answer:
Set it up in a Radio Flyer, on a hill, facing down hill. Newtons law of
gravity will do the rest.

"Terry Farrell" wrote:

I've just realised that this is a trick question.

The real answer is to make your parents get a faster car. That old relic of
their hippy days - the VW camper - is just too slow.

Terry

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