Graham Mayor shared this with us in microsoft.public.word.newusers:

It doesn't exist. If you want to produce documents that will make
complete sense to the speakers of the native languages, you will need
to employ a human translator. Translating software produces only a
flavour of the content. The result is often gibberish.

However, if you want to produce hilarious "blinkenlights" text, try the
online translator Babelfish. They have adds for translation software.

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Amedee Van Gasse using XanaNews 1.17.4.1
If it has an "X" in the name, it must be Linux?