The ancient greeks had a curse: 'May your hemorrhoids hang like grapes!'






"JoAnn Paules [MVP]" wrote in message
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Since I tend to use Swarovski crystals and they have very sharp edges, I
think I can come up with a few well-turned phrases. But thanks anyway!
;-)

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JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



"Jezebel" wrote in message
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Of course! I'll even throw in a hemorrhoid joke if you're really keen ...




"JoAnn Paules [MVP]" wrote in message
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Ha ha!! Hey Jez - I'm a beader. May I use your letter so that I can sell
my jewelry to the cheap people in my area who only want to pay $5 for
something that cost me $20 and 2 hours to make? :-)

I'll have to change arms to legs tho. I make bracelets and I'd prefer
they have an arm for the bracelets.

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JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



"Jezebel" wrote in message
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Dear customer,

Buy this costume jewelry or I'll come around to your place and rip your
bloody arms off.

Love
jg