Because the real thing is only good for a few paragraphs. Anything more than
that and it's high fiction. :-D

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"Paul Ballou" wrote in message
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Oh Why Not?, It might help keep ones attention.

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Life would be easier if we could view the source code


"JoAnn Paules [MSFT MVP]" wrote in message
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One *assumes* those many, many pages are not just a narrative of said
suggested event. (At least I certainly hope not.)

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JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



"Suzanne S. Barnhill" wrote in message
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Well, it begins with the suggested event. It goes on for many, many
pages
before Tristram is even born.

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"JoAnn Paules [MSFT MVP]" wrote in message
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No. Should I?

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MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



"Suzanne S. Barnhill" wrote in message
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Ever read "Tristram Shandy"?

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"JoAnn Paules - MVP Publisher"
wrote in message
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Woo hoo!! I had to do a biography way back in 9th grade (as if a 14
year
old
would have much to write about). Too bad I hadn't thought about
that.My
English teacher would have flipped her wig. :-)


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"Amedee Van Gasse" wrote:

lolchick123 shared this with us in microsoft.public.word.newusers:

help!!!!

Start with your birth. Or your conception, that's usually more
interesting. ;-)

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Amedee Van Gasse