[A-non-i-moose]

This Word 2007 has ****ed me off for the last time. THIS IS WAR.

I'm a WHIZ with Word 2003 but now 2007 has thrown down a challenge --
everything that was simple, straightforward, and intuitive in 2003 is a
mystery in 2007 -- but -- I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED BY A SIMPLE COMPUTER
APPLICATION !!!!!

NO GOING BACK TO 2003 -- I'LL SHOW THIS APP TO SCREW WITH ME -- I WILL
WRASSLE IT TO THE GROUND AND STOMP IT FLAT !!!