[Althea]

Can someone please tell me what is going wrong with my computer? After
logging on I am not able to open any programs on the desk top, I keep
clicking on the mouse but it does not execute the order to open the programs.
The mouse does worked. I am thinking I may open a virus. Please help!

[Jezebel]

Don't be silly. a) this is a Word forum, and b) there's no way to diagnose a
computer fault like this from a simple description. Take Bring your computer
and someone competent into propinquity.



"Althea" wrote in message
...
Can someone please tell me what is going wrong with my computer? After
logging on I am not able to open any programs on the desk top, I keep
clicking on the mouse but it does not execute the order to open the
programs.
The mouse does worked. I am thinking I may open a virus. Please help!

[Tim in Ottawa]

Or perhaps shout "propinquity" very loudly at the computer several times.

"Jezebel" wrote:

Don't be silly. a) this is a Word forum, and b) there's no way to diagnose a
computer fault like this from a simple description. Take Bring your computer
and someone competent into propinquity.



"Althea" wrote in message
...
Can someone please tell me what is going wrong with my computer? After
logging on I am not able to open any programs on the desk top, I keep
clicking on the mouse but it does not execute the order to open the
programs.
The mouse does worked. I am thinking I may open a virus. Please help!

[JoAnn Paules [MVP]]

I've yelled at my computer once or twice and I can honestly say that I've
never shouted "propinquity". Maybe I'll try that the next time. ;-)

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]




"Tim in Ottawa" wrote in message
...
Or perhaps shout "propinquity" very loudly at the computer several times.

"Jezebel" wrote:

Don't be silly. a) this is a Word forum, and b) there's no way to
diagnose a
computer fault like this from a simple description. Take Bring your
computer
and someone competent into propinquity.



"Althea" wrote in message
...
Can someone please tell me what is going wrong with my computer? After
logging on I am not able to open any programs on the desk top, I keep
clicking on the mouse but it does not execute the order to open the
programs.
The mouse does worked. I am thinking I may open a virus. Please help!

[Jezebel]

You have to do it with a Silesian accent, carrying a garlanded sceptre (and
we know you have one of those on your office).



"JoAnn Paules [MVP]" wrote in message
.. .
I've yelled at my computer once or twice and I can honestly say that I've
never shouted "propinquity". Maybe I'll try that the next time. ;-)

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]




"Tim in Ottawa" wrote in message
...
Or perhaps shout "propinquity" very loudly at the computer several times.

"Jezebel" wrote:

Don't be silly. a) this is a Word forum, and b) there's no way to
diagnose a
computer fault like this from a simple description. Take Bring your
computer
and someone competent into propinquity.



"Althea" wrote in message
...
Can someone please tell me what is going wrong with my computer? After
logging on I am not able to open any programs on the desk top, I keep
clicking on the mouse but it does not execute the order to open the
programs.
The mouse does worked. I am thinking I may open a virus. Please help!

[JoAnn Paules [MVP]]

Of course I do. It came with my computer. I know - that means it's an OEM
and can't be transferred to another computer but I can use if for an
upgraded sceptre.

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]




"Jezebel" wrote in message
...
You have to do it with a Silesian accent, carrying a garlanded sceptre
(and we know you have one of those on your office).



"JoAnn Paules [MVP]" wrote in message
.. .
I've yelled at my computer once or twice and I can honestly say that I've
never shouted "propinquity". Maybe I'll try that the next time. ;-)

--

JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]




"Tim in Ottawa" wrote in message
...
Or perhaps shout "propinquity" very loudly at the computer several
times.

"Jezebel" wrote:

Don't be silly. a) this is a Word forum, and b) there's no way to
diagnose a
computer fault like this from a simple description. Take Bring your
computer
and someone competent into propinquity.



"Althea" wrote in message
...
Can someone please tell me what is going wrong with my computer?
After
logging on I am not able to open any programs on the desk top, I keep
clicking on the mouse but it does not execute the order to open the
programs.
The mouse does worked. I am thinking I may open a virus. Please help!