[Help!!!!!!]

[GreenieLeBrun]

"Help!!!!!!" wrote in message
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With the great deal of information you have provided about your machine all
I can suggest is to :-

1. Change your motherboard
2. Change your video card
3. Change your Hard drive/s
4. Increase the RAM using faster chips
5. Change the operating system

[Doug Robbins - Word MVP]

He would probably be better off to just buy a new one.

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Hope this helps.

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Doug Robbins - Word MVP

"GreenieLeBrun" wrote in message
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"Help!!!!!!" wrote in message
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With the great deal of information you have provided about your machine
all I can suggest is to :-

1. Change your motherboard
2. Change your video card
3. Change your Hard drive/s
4. Increase the RAM using faster chips
5. Change the operating system

[StevenM[_2_]]

Don't you mean "upgrade" rather than "change." After all, not all change is
for the better. grin

Steven Craig Miller

"GreenieLeBrun" wrote:


"Help!!!!!!" wrote in message
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With the great deal of information you have provided about your machine all
I can suggest is to :-

1. Change your motherboard
2. Change your video card
3. Change your Hard drive/s
4. Increase the RAM using faster chips
5. Change the operating system

[Terry Farrell]

Maybe it is clogged up. Lower it gently into a tub of water with two ladles
of vinegar and one ladle of ammonia.

WARNING: IT MUST BE DISCONNECTED FROM THE POWER SUPPLY.

When all the air bubbles have dispelled, raise it again slowly, dry it off
the excess water with one of your mum's clean white bath towel. Place it in
the oven and dry it out at a temperature not exceeding 250 degrees C
overnight.

Next morning, polish it until it gleams and put it out for the refuse
collection.

Terry

"Help!!!!!!" wrote in message
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[Terry Farrell]

I've just realised that this is a trick question.

The real answer is to make your parents get a faster car. That old relic of
their hippy days - the VW camper - is just too slow.

Terry

"Help!!!!!!" wrote in message
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[Marsh]

A serious question deserves a serious answer:
Set it up in a Radio Flyer, on a hill, facing down hill. Newtons law of
gravity will do the rest.

"Terry Farrell" wrote:

I've just realised that this is a trick question.

The real answer is to make your parents get a faster car. That old relic of
their hippy days - the VW camper - is just too slow.

Terry

"Help!!!!!!" wrote in message
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[JoAnn Paules]

LOVE IT!!

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JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]
Tech Editor for "Microsoft Publisher 2007 For Dummies"


"Terry Farrell" wrote in message
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Maybe it is clogged up. Lower it gently into a tub of water with two
ladles of vinegar and one ladle of ammonia.

WARNING: IT MUST BE DISCONNECTED FROM THE POWER SUPPLY.

When all the air bubbles have dispelled, raise it again slowly, dry it off
the excess water with one of your mum's clean white bath towel. Place it
in the oven and dry it out at a temperature not exceeding 250 degrees C
overnight.

Next morning, polish it until it gleams and put it out for the refuse
collection.

Terry

"Help!!!!!!" wrote in message
...

[Reitanos]

It's a proven fact that excessive punctuation will overload the
processor and slow down your computer.
Not to mention the added bonus of creating reader pain and reducing
credibility.

On Jun 12, 7:01 pm, Help!!!!!!
wrote:

[w_tom]

On Jun 12, 7:01*pm, Help!!!!!!
wrote:


All computer have a few wires that are connected to nothing. These
are for quick restoration. Select one wire, light it with a match,
and watch the resulting smoke burn out the problem. Computer should
now work as expected.

[Suzanne S. Barnhill]

Sounds similar to percussive maintenance.

--
Suzanne S. Barnhill
Microsoft MVP (Word)
Words into Type
Fairhope, Alabama USA

"w_tom" wrote in message
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On Jun 12, 7:01 pm, Help!!!!!!
wrote:


All computer have a few wires that are connected to nothing. These
are for quick restoration. Select one wire, light it with a match,
and watch the resulting smoke burn out the problem. Computer should
now work as expected.

[Gordon]

"Marsh" wrote in message
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A serious question deserves a serious answer:
Set it up in a Radio Flyer,

What's a "Radio Flyer"? (For us the other side of the Pond......)

[Jay Freedman]

On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 12:03:46 +0100, "Gordon" wrote:

"Marsh" wrote in message
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A serious question deserves a serious answer:
Set it up in a Radio Flyer,

What's a "Radio Flyer"? (For us the other side of the Pond......)

It's the standard "little red wagon":
http://www.radioflyer.com/steelandwood/sw_18.html

Of course, some little red wagons aren't so little:
http://www.radioflyer.com/wlw/index.html

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Jay Freedman
Microsoft Word MVP FAQ: http://word.mvps.org
Email cannot be acknowledged; please post all follow-ups to the newsgroup so all may benefit.

[Terry Farrell]

Great looking toy but it doesn't explain 'Radio Flyer'. Was someone dyslexic
and really meant 'Rapid Flyer?

Terry Farrell

"Jay Freedman" wrote in message
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On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 12:03:46 +0100, "Gordon"
wrote:

"Marsh" wrote in message
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A serious question deserves a serious answer:
Set it up in a Radio Flyer,

What's a "Radio Flyer"? (For us the other side of the Pond......)

It's the standard "little red wagon":
http://www.radioflyer.com/steelandwood/sw_18.html

Of course, some little red wagons aren't so little:
http://www.radioflyer.com/wlw/index.html

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Regards,
Jay Freedman
Microsoft Word MVP FAQ: http://word.mvps.org
Email cannot be acknowledged; please post all follow-ups to the newsgroup
so all may benefit.

[Tom [Pepper] Willett[_2_]]

"Radio Flyer makes bikes and trikes for little tykes, in addition to
scooters and pedal-powered cars. Italian immigrant Antonio Pasin made his
first Liberty Coaster in 1917. He chose the name "Radio Flyer" in 1933
because it sounded futuristic. His grandchildren own and operate the
company. "

Tom

"Terry Farrell" wrote in message
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: Great looking toy but it doesn't explain 'Radio Flyer'. Was someone
dyslexic
: and really meant 'Rapid Flyer?
:
: Terry Farrell
:
: "Jay Freedman" wrote in message
: ...
: On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 12:03:46 +0100, "Gordon"

: wrote:
:
: "Marsh" wrote in message
: ...
: A serious question deserves a serious answer:
: Set it up in a Radio Flyer,
:
: What's a "Radio Flyer"? (For us the other side of the Pond......)
:
: It's the standard "little red wagon":
: http://www.radioflyer.com/steelandwood/sw_18.html
:
: Of course, some little red wagons aren't so little:
: http://www.radioflyer.com/wlw/index.html
:
: --
: Regards,
: Jay Freedman
: Microsoft Word MVP FAQ: http://word.mvps.org
: Email cannot be acknowledged; please post all follow-ups to the
newsgroup
: so all may benefit.
:

[Terry Farrell]

I see: Radio Flyer being a brand name (obviously quite big in the US) rather
than the trailer.

Terry

"Tom [Pepper] Willett" wrote in message
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"Radio Flyer makes bikes and trikes for little tykes, in addition to
scooters and pedal-powered cars. Italian immigrant Antonio Pasin made his
first Liberty Coaster in 1917. He chose the name "Radio Flyer" in 1933
because it sounded futuristic. His grandchildren own and operate the
company. "

Tom

"Terry Farrell" wrote in message
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: Great looking toy but it doesn't explain 'Radio Flyer'. Was someone
dyslexic
: and really meant 'Rapid Flyer?
:
: Terry Farrell
:
: "Jay Freedman" wrote in message
: ...
: On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 12:03:46 +0100, "Gordon"

: wrote:
:
: "Marsh" wrote in message
: ...
: A serious question deserves a serious answer:
: Set it up in a Radio Flyer,
:
: What's a "Radio Flyer"? (For us the other side of the Pond......)
:
: It's the standard "little red wagon":
: http://www.radioflyer.com/steelandwood/sw_18.html
:
: Of course, some little red wagons aren't so little:
: http://www.radioflyer.com/wlw/index.html
:
: --
: Regards,
: Jay Freedman
: Microsoft Word MVP FAQ: http://word.mvps.org
: Email cannot be acknowledged; please post all follow-ups to the
newsgroup
: so all may benefit.
:

[Tom [Pepper] Willett[_2_]]

Yes.

"Terry Farrell" wrote in message
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:I see: Radio Flyer being a brand name (obviously quite big in the US)
rather
: than the trailer.
:
: Terry
:
: "Tom [Pepper] Willett" wrote in message
: ...
: "Radio Flyer makes bikes and trikes for little tykes, in addition to
: scooters and pedal-powered cars. Italian immigrant Antonio Pasin made
his
: first Liberty Coaster in 1917. He chose the name "Radio Flyer" in 1933
: because it sounded futuristic. His grandchildren own and operate the
: company. "
:
: Tom
:
: "Terry Farrell" wrote in message
: ...
: : Great looking toy but it doesn't explain 'Radio Flyer'. Was someone
: dyslexic
: : and really meant 'Rapid Flyer?
: :
: : Terry Farrell
: :
: : "Jay Freedman" wrote in message
: : ...
: : On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 12:03:46 +0100, "Gordon"
:
: : wrote:
: :
: : "Marsh" wrote in message
: : ...
: : A serious question deserves a serious answer:
: : Set it up in a Radio Flyer,
: :
: : What's a "Radio Flyer"? (For us the other side of the Pond......)
: :
: : It's the standard "little red wagon":
: : http://www.radioflyer.com/steelandwood/sw_18.html
: :
: : Of course, some little red wagons aren't so little:
: : http://www.radioflyer.com/wlw/index.html
: :
: : --
: : Regards,
: : Jay Freedman
: : Microsoft Word MVP FAQ: http://word.mvps.org
: : Email cannot be acknowledged; please post all follow-ups to the
: newsgroup
: : so all may benefit.
: :
:
:
: