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How would you think a tool could predict the age unless the person actually
gave their age?

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First, contact your favorite neighborhood wizard. As them for the "guess the
age" spell that you can cast on the computer for this information. Please be
aware that women are not especially fond of having their real age known,
therefore most of us carry a counterspell for that and the dreaded "guess
the weight" spell (but that's Excel-based and you didn't ask about that
one).

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ROFLMAO!!!

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| First, contact your favorite neighborhood wizard. As them for the "guess
the
| age" spell that you can cast on the computer for this information. Please
be
| aware that women are not especially fond of having their real age known,
| therefore most of us carry a counterspell for that and the dreaded "guess
| the weight" spell (but that's Excel-based and you didn't ask about that
| one).
|
| --
| JoAnn Paules
| MVP Microsoft [Publisher]
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| ~~~~~
| How to ask a question
| http://support.microsoft.com/KB/555375
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| "garry" wrote in message
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| how do i get the tool on mirodost word 2003 on to predict the age of the
| person who wrote the document
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I used the tool to analyze what you wrote. Based on your poor spelling,
punctuation, sentence structure, and expository writing, the tool
predicted you are 3 years old.

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do you mean what was the school grade of the person that wrote the document???

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Possibly Garry is asking how to find the reading level of the document? For
that you have to run the grammar checker. See the Help topic "Display
readability statistics."

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